Joe,
First and foremost, thank you very much for your assistance! I suspect you guys don't hear that enough.
No chance or sign of mice but I have had a rare leak from what I suspect to be a poorly sealed replacement windshield a few years ago or maybe the sunroof. Water damage may be (and probably is) a factor.
I can jumper the CRNK relay to engage the starter, so I know the starter works. I did this when I recently had to replace the ignition switch on the column (to test the starter/motor).
The scan tool powers and acts normally, like it is reading, but results in 'error'. I visually checked all the fuses and none appear to be blown but I did not go so far as to check them or any contacts with a continuity/multimeter.
The new battery is, well, too new. If there is a parasitic drain I might not know for maybe a week. I just put in the new battery about 3 days ago.
Other functions work but I'll go check the fuses right now.
Update: I got in and just happen to try to start it and it started but I'm still getting a Hood Open message. Lift gate worked/opened and closed, remotely. Headlights work, brake lights work. I also was able to plug in my OBD reader and it read this time (vs giving 'error'). It said there were no errors but I went through the erase process anyway. Hood sensor message persists.
Symptoms now are:
-Turn signals do not work.
-Washer fluid pump does not "squirt", but wipers work.
-Windows work.
-Clock radio reset to noon.
-HVAC (A/C, Heat, blower) doesn't work at all--no indication from A/C console.
-Turn signals do not work.
-And the worst of all, it's stuck in park (I rocked the car, turned the wheel, etc.) No good. There is also no little door or button by the shifter for a shifter lockout thingy.
After the above, I didn't even pop the hood.
Wednesday, May 26th, 2021 AT 9:55 AM