2004 Chrysler Crossfire Car won't start

Yesterday my car drove fine. Today my car won't start.

When I first tried starting the car I didn't get the sound of the car turning over, not a beep, not a click, but what did happen is all the lights came on normally, and the spoiler deployed until I stopped turning the key. Once the spoiler had fully deployed now when I try to start the car I get a clicking noise and all the lights flash, including the headlights, but because of some problem with the plastic of my headlights being filmy I can't tell if the lights are dimming at all. I have a friend coming over to give me a jump start and if it won't jump the first time, we won't continue. Everything is telling me on a normal car it would likely be the starter but the crazy spoiler deploying is what gets me. Even now when I try to turn the car on the LED in the center console for the spoiler flashes. It is the only center console LED to light up too. So what is my problem? And if it is my starter, I can't even find it, how do I replace it?