"WE WILL SOON BE UNDERWAY", EXCLAIMED THE CAPTAIN OF THE SHIP, OVER THE LOUDSPEAKER!
(MOVING)
ZIT DO THIS WITH THE A/C OFF?
ARE YOU ABLE TO REMOVE THE BELT THAT DRIVES THE A/C COMPRESSOR?
THEN RUN IT FOR A MINUTE TO LISTEN FOR CHANGES (NO MORE THAN A MINUTE)
'COURSE DOING THIS WOULD ALSO ELIMINATE ALL OTHER BELT DRIVEN ACCESSORIES AT THE SAME TIME
. HOW 'BOUT THIS
MIGHT KEEP YOU FROM REMOVING THE BELT RIGHT NOW!
TRY THIS WITH A HELPER. TO KEEP WATCH. THEN TO HELP WITH THE TEST
RUN NEXT DOOR, AND IN AN INCONSPICUOUS PLACE, CHOP OUT A 2-3 FOOT SECTION OF YOUR NEIGHBOR'S GARDEN HOSE. OR JUST USE A SIMILAR PIECE OF AUTOMOTIVE HEATER HOSE
KEEP IN MIND THERE ARE EVIL FORCES UNDER YOUR HOOD THAT WILL PUT A-HURTIN' ON YOU IN A SPLIT SECOND---WHILE IT'S RUNNING---AND IF YOU ARE NOT BEING CAREFUL!
SHOVE ONE END INTO ONE OF YOUR AUDITORY PORTS (YOUR EAR) ---USE THE OTHER END AS A "CJ MEDEVAC-O-MATIC" STETHOSCOPE GET IT NEAR THE PULLEYS/ THE WATER PUMP/ THE ALTERNATOR/ OF OF COURSE THE A/C COMPRESSOR (TRY THIS WITH IT ON, AND THEN WITH IT OFF)
. TO INSURE YOU DO NOT HAVE A DEFECTIVE "MEDIC-SCOPE". LISTEN TO YOUR PALS HEARTBEAT!
GET RID OF THAT LONG SLEEVE SHIRT WITH THEM DANGLING TASSELS--TAKE OFF THE NECKLACE---PULL THAT PERTTY LONG HAIR BACK IN A PONY TAIL. THIS MAY KEEP THE OLE ENGINE FROM GRABBING YOU!
KEEP THE HOSE BACK FROM THE MOVING STUFF A LITTLE--YOUR FINGERS TOO
IF YOU ARE ONE OF "THEM" WHO "LIVES FOR THE PHONE"----LET'S LEAVE THE CELL PHONE WELL AWAY FROM YOU----SHOULD YOUR PHONE MAKE A RACKET, AND YOU GET DISTRACTED----YOU MIGHT NEED SOME MEDICAL ATTENTION. OR WORSE
KEEP ME INFORMED
. AND FOR DARN SAKE. BE CAREFUL. OR MAKE YOUR BUDDY DO IT (THEN IT WILL BE IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO GET HURT!)
THE MEDIC
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Sunday, July 28th, 2013 AT 3:25 PM