Do/ Try some of this stuff in my link! Before you spend money!
https://www.2carpros.com/questions/1996-chevrolet-tahoe-wont-start-sounds-dead-battery-jumpbox-get-same-reults
If these easy things do not solve the problem, and your battery tests fine (not seems fine).
Symptoms seem to show either the battery or the alternator (not charging the battery) may be the problem.
Both can be tested at most auto parts stores usually for free!
If you can jump it/ charge the battery and get it to the parts store, both can be tested "on" the vehicle.
Should you need to purchase either, Before you compulsive buy, lLook at my link again towards the end of the thread is another link. The methods within it may save you some money at the store I use a lot, or even at others (using their own methods).
Return with good news!
The Medic
Wednesday, November 30th, 2016 AT 6:42 PM