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DOCHAGERTY
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http://www.2carpros.com/forum/2002-bmw-325-transmition-problems-vt163938.html
What can we do to help this fellow.
Aug 2, 2008 at 4:47 AM
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MERLIN2021
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And to think, we actually get paid for this...I need an english? to English translator! As for helping him look at my reply! He needs a lead pipe treatment.
Aug 2, 2008 at 4:59 AM
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2CARPRO JACK
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LOL definitly need Raz to help crack some code on that one!!!!. Wouldnt expect too much from someone that tows an all wheel drive with 2 wheels on the ground..... probably saved a few bucks on the trailer though? or was that a duly???? lol
Aug 2, 2008 at 5:42 AM
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MASTERTECHTIM
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i just peed my pants reading merlins reply. i know exactly what merlin was saying. all i can picture is you throwing something and slamming the keyboard answering that idiot. literally tears coming from my eyes, you funny bastard. hehehehe
Aug 2, 2008 at 3:39 PM
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MASTERTECHTIM
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my wife just came in and asked what the hell is so funny, i was laughing so loud.
Aug 2, 2008 at 3:40 PM
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RASMATAZ
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Lol-Jack this boy is beyond repairable I don't think I can use my nut cracker on it he's way to deep in between the front and the river that caused him to lose his headspace from Ohio to Texas. My best solution is to pray for him to pull it out from the rear and ask the tow driver where the heck he's at.
Aug 2, 2008 at 4:00 PM
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DOCHAGERTY
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And the guy owns a BMW! WTF! There ought to be a law.
Aug 3, 2008 at 8:55 PM
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RASMATAZ
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Doc, I agree with you to enact some kind of law to prohibit it lol. Here in the island you'll be shocked! people on welfare and foodstamps have those beamers. So you see Doc uncle Sammy ain't doing its job.

Timmy-I'll be waiting on the other side of the ocean or we can change plans and head on over to Clam Gulch in Alaska for a few of them and when you get here I'll do the turtle chowder which is an endangered specie, you dont mind going to jail-just holding the shell when they come right-, what do you say? lmao. Mr. Bozo said he was planing a trip to this side of the world maybe you can stowaway. On the return trip you can visit Mr. Down Under. So lets start planning maybe it will happen-God who knows and everyone is invited, I got a real big joint that can house everybody. Your shot.
Aug 3, 2008 at 9:33 PM
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MASTERTECHTIM
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sounds like a plan
Aug 5, 2008 at 6:50 PM
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SERVICE WRITER
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HE musta gradeated from Niagara Falls high scholl.
Aug 9, 2008 at 4:49 AM
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DOCHAGERTY
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Here is another hard to understand posting, what can we do? https://www.2carpros.com/forum/2003-bmw-330-idle-speed-actuator-vt169925.html
Aug 11, 2008 at 3:19 AM
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RASMATAZ
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Hey Doc you're a beamer clan you should know where's A8 and DME located at- lol That's what I call no habla ingles senior.
Aug 11, 2008 at 3:25 AM
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DOCHAGERTY
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Raz, these people need to get the f*** back to school or have their mom type the response.
Aug 11, 2008 at 3:49 AM
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RASMATAZ
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Doc I had one the other day and I couldn't decode it-so I ignored it. Or maybe a girlfriend or some body's wife to do it-

Wait a minute Doc don't we have an interpreter for those kind of problems I do believe its Servicewriter and also he's the internet auto repair referral officer
Aug 11, 2008 at 3:58 AM
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RASMATAZ
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Transmission problem
1991 Toyota Tercel 4 cyl Front Wheel Drive Automatic 118000 miles
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my car came to a hard stop on the highway going 30 just came of the off ramp after it stoped 30 mins later we could move it nothing would move before after we moved it it moved about 5 miles before it did it agin. the we wait till the next day we got it 40 mile by towing then it stoped and hasnt moved. we used a car dollly to get it to are house what could be wroung the tras seem to work braks are good could it be the trans axel

If its the axle you think its gonna move 30mins or 5 miles lol
Aug 11, 2008 at 4:00 AM
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DOCHAGERTY
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I had one from Thursday that wouldn't tell me the information I needed to help him out, some people are just screwy! Check it out.

Doc this is crazy-you sure these clowns are playing with a full deck maybe old Bozo can direct these people.

https://www.2carpros.com/forum/1998-bmw-740-windshield-wipers-vt168687.html
Aug 11, 2008 at 4:02 AM
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MASTERTECHTIM
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https://www.2carpros.com/forum/1988-chevy-corvette-vt170453.html?highlight= see if you can desipher this guy. as merlin would say ?*%$*T%&%#^&.
Aug 11, 2008 at 5:13 PM
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SERVICE WRITER
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LOl....Maybe you're right Raz....I decipher, you guys advise. I hate it when I finaaly get the info right and clear...and have no answer.
Aug 11, 2008 at 6:01 PM
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RASMATAZ
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Okay Paul try getting the linguistic going comeback to me and I'll try my best to answer it-everbody follow behind me lets get this thing on the road and more confusing lol.
Aug 11, 2008 at 6:28 PM
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SERVICE WRITER
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Damn...Can't get anyone to do my dirty work.
Aug 12, 2008 at 2:57 AM
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KHLOW2008
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Anybody knows were they graduate from?

I would love to send my kids there so that they can learn to talk s*** and then drive beamers.
Aug 12, 2008 at 7:23 AM
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