ALL-RIGHTY THEN
WE'RE GONNA GO HIGH TECH WITH THIS ONE
LET'S RAISE THE HOOD ON A COLD TAURUS
THIS COULD BE DISASTROUS, IF YOU DECIDE TO TEXT DURING THIS PROCEDURE
WE'RE GONNA NEED TO ACQUIRE A "CJ MEDEVAC-O-MATIC-O-SCOPE"
NO PROBLEM!
YOU ARE GONNA NEED A 3-4 FOOT LONG PIECE OF 1/2 OR 3/4 HEATER HOSE---OR THE EQUIVALENT LENGTH OF GARDEN HOSE
DON'T HAVE?
SURELY, YOU CAN SNEAK OVER TO THE NEIGHBOR'S HOSE WITH THE PRUNING SHEARS WHEN IT GETS DARK
NEXT STEP
FIRE THE CAR UP AND OBSERVE WHERE STUFF IS MOVING---WE WANNA STAY AWAY FROM THAT STUFF
. OR THAT NOISE WILL BE THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES!
YOU MAY HAVE TO SORTA EXPLORE ALL OVER WITH ONE END OF THE HOSE SHOVED IN YOUR EAR AND THE OTHER END USED LIKE A STETHOSCOPE
NO PLAYIN' AROUND. LISTENIN' TO EVERYBODY'S HEART AND STUFF!
WE GOTTA FIND THIS BEFORE THE ENGINE WARMS UP!
I WANT YOU TO PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE THROTTLE BODY AREA.I'VE SEEN A FEW CARS MAKING THE "KAZOO SOUND" DUE TO A THROTTLE BODY GASKET NEEDING REPLACING
ALSO LET'S LISTEN AROUND THOSE IDLER AND TENSIONER PULLEYS TOO
. NO LUCK. KEEP SEARCHING!
'MEMBER TO KEEP THE HOSE AND YOUR EXTREMITIES AWAY FROM THOSE PESKY MOVING PARTS!
ONCE YOU FIND THE SOUND.
RETURN (JUST SLING IT) THE PIECE OF HOSE TO YOUR NEIGHBOR'S YARD. VANDALISM CARRIES A LIGHTER SENTENCE THAN THEFT. SHOULD YOU NOT BE CAREFUL ENOUGH
RESULTS?
GOT MY HARD TOP AND HEATER INSTALLED AGAIN FOR THIS WINTER!
CHECK OUT THEM COMPLICATED 'WIND'ER' REGULATORS
THE MEDIC
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Monday, December 24th, 2012 AT 3:47 AM