WELL YOU GOT THE DEALER ON ONE SIDE
AND YOU GOT INEXPENSIVE AND POSSIBLY PRACTICAL ON THE OTHER
IF THE SECOND DON'T CUT IT.....THE FIRST IS STILL THERE!
IF IT WERE SOMETHING I DID NOT UNDERSTAND, I'D GO TO A PLACE WHERE THEY TAKE STUFF LIKE THIS APART........A SMALL, MA AND POP TYPE, SELF SERVICE......
...........AUTO SALVAGE YARD!
SMALL PLACES SEEM TO BE MORE PERSONAL
I HAVE 5 CLOSE TO ME, I TEND TO VISIT, FROM TIME TO TIME, JUST TO BE SEEN!
YOU MUST 1ST, MAKE AN OUTSTANDING 1ST IMPRESSION, AS A 1ST TIMER!
THIS IS A PROVEN METHOD....I DO IT EVERY TIME I GO....GETTING PARTS, OR JUST A VISIT
LOAD UP A SMALL COOLER WITH WATER AND POPULAR SOFT DRINKS (NO "CHEAPING OUT", WITH GENERIC STUFF!)
GO IN, PLEAD YOUR CASE....NO SOB STORIES!!!!
WHEN SOMEONE BEGINS THE "RECON" OF YOUR PROBLEM........BUST OPEN A COKE, A FEW SWALLOWS AND A "AAAAHHHHHH"
IMMEDIATELY APOLOGIZE, AND SHOVE THE COOLER AT 'EM...KINDA WHERE, THEY JUST CANNOT SAY "NO".......PASS TO ALL IN THE IMMEDIATE AREA....CUSTOMERS TOO!
AS YA'LL CONVERSE....AGAIN, NO SOB STORIES!!!!!!...INQUIRE ON INTERESTING THINGS...HOW NICE THEIR PROJECTS ARE!
WHEN THEY TELL YOU THAT IT'S FIXED....GUESS WHAT???...TIME FOR ANOTHER "FORCED ON" ROUND!
SOMETIME SOON, WHILE THEY STILL ARE SLURPING ON YOUR "SUBLIMINAL BRIBE"
ASK 'EM WHAT THE DAMAGE IS.
USUALLY IT'S MUCH REDUCED....OR EVEN FREE!!!!
ALL BECAUSE.......YOU KNOW HOW TO, "DO THE DEW"!!!
LET ME KNOW HOW SKILLED YOU ARE
WHEN YOU TELL ME HOW IT WENT
THE MEDIC
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Aug 10, 2011 at 5:20 AM